This is my blog. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My blog is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blog is useless. Without my blog I am useless. I must blog my blog true. I must blog straighter than my enemy, who is trying to out blog me. I must blog him before he blogs me. I will. Before God, I swear this creed: my blog and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
If anyone wonders, I stole this directly from my friend Chuck’s blog, Groovy Marmalade. It’s okay though. He probably stole from someone else, besides Full Metal Jacket and R. Lee Ermey. 😉